miffybug:

baby snoopy meets baby clifford

catgirl-kaiju:

tropicalscream:

finger-licking good

and its ontological opposite:

toe-sucking evil

Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat

memequeen-official:

testure-1988:

spirallingstarcases:

“what do you listen to?” music. “what kind of music?” the kind that gets my dick hard what the fuck are these questions

c3rvida3:

ALT

Forgot that we had a deep tissue massage gun and thought my partner was offering to hunt me for sport to cheer me up last night.

laloslayamanca:

words of affirmation. there’s nothing wrong with me i choose to be like this every day for the bit

antique-scarecrow:

badsciencejokes:

Don’t miss a wire